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A bit late though!!!

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it will never ever come again the same way.

6 months in south america or 3 months of corporate craziness with a hat made of sensible meloncoly.

ask not what you cannot answer for the ikea dream is just over the horizon
 
You want to move in with me....When ye get a big boys bike...maybe!!!!
 
hehehehehehehe

the sound of truth!

not ready to be a big boy just yet

you have solved the puzzle
 
berties bitch! any higher res images of you on the hog? you have an excellent "idiot grin" like george formby, she was a fool to leave such expressive chops.
 
errr was what you? (remember to errr is human)
ps I ve gone of cigs and the world has become rather dull, what do non smokers do when they arent drinking/talking? "hey Al, we just like -be- y'know?"
 
i have been wondering the same. since rileys apocalypse has decended I have found myself chugging away frequently, simply to pass some paused moments. i have however become the neighbourhood hero, and on that basis Iintend to treat myself to the 18th chapter of my script.
 
I've tried chugging away but its just not the same at the moment?! I think I will start smoking a pipe, either one of those overblown affairs with their own lid or the hobbit stylee ones that can be smoked at waist height. Snuff is good but if mucous membrane damage be the order of the day then the sacrifice shall be made for a higher deity. I cooked up some haggis the other day and it was marvelous.
 
i am in somewhat of a quandary. they have made me an offer to return but it is pitiful. I am trying to be strong, i think i got the knack of this force thing but how does one finally jettison reason and just release?

perhaps a day or two of haggis and some insightful wisdom would help? next door went up in flames last night, arson probably, and i found myself in quite a ponderous and reflective mood. obviously it would be a bad thing but it could have been the start of the future. it was ok bar some soot and stench, tina survived unscathed and i had a lovely chat with my forbidden princess to the left. a strange night and a strange few days.

the cat who could have had my cream popped by which was awkward but closure was nice and she looked radiant as usual. she used to live on the corner and was gorgeous. however as our mate ed said we met at a strange time in our lives. eyes worth dying for and a nature sweet enough to annihilate. oh how we learned that one. we said our hellos and goodbyes and another end tied up for the better.

really dont want to end up with too many tied ends and not enough progress. a little bit like a bad diet, itches you bowl, itches your arse and makes one feel blue. bring out the sushi and orchids, i for one am ready
 
tied ends can be good, haggis for example (although mine were stapled) -raises fist at modern world and curses! its reason you embrace not jettison, a life time withe the porkers and their sullied gusset ways? you know it makes sense luke its just january playing tricks with ya.
 
i do know. i always know. knowing, although helpful, is universally accepted as being the soft touch. skydiving seperate the men from the drones.
 
if it all goes pete pear shaped lop the old fella off, apply steroids and work for the National -£4.90- Trust, I've put my name down as I have an affinity with old buildings and lego.
 
a friend causally asked me if I did mechano the other day.

well as its you i'll be honest. yoda asked and I died. twice.

some things never change. new year new competittion. thank christ for ugly women and bad hair. achilles comes is handy sometimes.
 
As if yoda would enter into any enquiry with anything other than casualness! I was introduced to meccano at an odd point in my life, if it was technical leggo then right now you could count a latter day Kingdom Brunel amongst the monte christo club, alas the overall design and wanky spanners left me a little cold, as a result I drew tigers, tanks and rolled 20 sided dice (yeah, "die" I know) for the good of mankind.
AY.
ps, I caught a pike once but after delivering the crack to the base of the skull I took pity on the fine beast and walked it round the sink like a freshwater Smack head, finally released under the weir with a slight camber to the left but it gave him/her a certain je ne sais quois.
 
bless your heart. a white knight in a dragon coated pashmina. one always must remain a surprise. the approach of a transgender elephant who appears happy whilst bobbing....but then reaches for your little toe and performs rituals fit only for the likes of andrew karr, kim jong-Il and a modern day henry k character.

thank christ for the fish, they are either useful to toy with or thwart unsuspecting robbing types. guardian angel mothers and a keen eye should see you past the gates of groom lake but it is the twitch of the eye brow that really opens doors.
 
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