Kent Bastids............

Oi! Jan & I went all the way to the Oakdene today, only for one person to show up.
If you put something up on the events calendar, and then don't remove it if said event is cancelled, it can cause unnessasary pollution due to wasted journys being made. Not to mention the fact, that I had to spend money on petrol, and egg sarnies for Jan and myself. We are not all 'Fatblokes', who can blag their way thru' life. Some of us have to pay for stuff.
So, you Kents (or something like that), sort it, or I shall ensure that any future events of yours, will be visited by me on a 'Guff mission', and you won't like me when I guff.
Tales of dodgy internal organs or malfunctioning robotic legs amongst Kent members, cut no ice with me. I shall show no mercy.
Other than that, it was quite a pleasant ride out.

[Albie]

Sorry mate but we did actually put a post up as we all did a run yesterday with the sussexites to brighton . We did need not feel and could not do both days as family stuff and did say so. Also it may be a Bob was taken unwell yesterday and didnt go and may not have posted as per normal.

My apologies to you both just so you dont fart in my direction.

Albie and Caroline

sod it didge fart on them anyway!!

[Albie]

Originally Posted by fatbloke

sod it didge fart on them anyway!!

He will no doubt

Originally Posted by Albie

Sorry mate but we did actually put a post up as we all did a run yesterday with the sussexites to brighton . We did need not feel and could not do both days as family stuff and did say so. Also it may be a Bob was taken unwell yesterday and didnt go and may not have posted as per normal.

My apologies to you both just so you dont fart in my direction.

Albie and Caroline

Well, now I'm REALLY mad! Someone has replaced my rather tasteful avatar, with one depicting some fat geezer wearing an extremely dodgy and spoddy looking hat.
I suspect that the person responsible for this tastless act, is some fat geezer who wears an extremely dodgy and spoddy looking hat. It should be made a criminal offence to wear a hat like that in public.
Sorry Albie, but any mercy I may have shown is recinded. I cannot forgive having that hat put anywhere near my name. I may be forced to go anally nuclear.

Originally Posted by Didge

Oi! Jan & I went all the way to the Oakdene today, only for one person to show up.
If you put something up on the events calendar, and then don't remove it if said event is cancelled, it can cause unnessasary pollution due to wasted journys being made. Not to mention the fact, that I had to spend money on petrol, and egg sarnies for Jan and myself. We are not all 'Fatblokes', who can blag their way thru' life. Some of us have to pay for stuff.
So, you Kents (or something like that), sort it, or I shall ensure that any future events of yours, will be visited by me on a 'Guff mission', and you won't like me when I guff.
Tales of dodgy internal organs or malfunctioning robotic legs amongst Kent members, cut no ice with me. I shall show no mercy.
Other than that, it was quite a pleasant ride out.

Whats this? Scotch mist...
http://ukmonster.co.uk/monster/showthread.php?t=18572
We said we wern't going... you just didn't look
If you read the first line of the first post, it says it all.

There's just no helping some people...

Originally Posted by Didge

Sorry Albie, but any mercy I may have shown is recinded. I cannot forgive having that hat put anywhere near my name. I may be forced to go anally nuclear.

What's Fatblokes satorial elegance gotta do with us !!?

No need to be rude..... as we did not meet on sunday i went to beach with me kid and got burnt to a crisp but not going to cry about it. well maybe just a bit as like a fool did not re apply cream when got out da sea and its f#####g sore

Ah well Didgy - hopefully you can come along to Box Hill this Sunday 9th instead, there might be a few Kenties there you can vent your spleen (or lower intestine) on...

xxx

Originally Posted by JMo

Ah well Didgy - hopefully you can come along to Box Hill this Sunday 9th instead, there might be a few Kenties there you can vent your spleen (or lower intestine) on...

An offer we CAN refuse

Originally Posted by Didge

Oi! Jan & I went all the way to the Oakdene today, only for one person to show up.
If you put something up on the events calendar, and then don't remove it if said event is cancelled, it can cause unnessasary pollution due to wasted journys being made. Not to mention the fact, that I had to spend money on petrol, and egg sarnies for Jan and myself. We are not all 'Fatblokes', who can blag their way thru' life. Some of us have to pay for stuff.
So, you Kents (or something like that), sort it, or I shall ensure that any future events of yours, will be visited by me on a 'Guff mission', and you won't like me when I guff.
Tales of dodgy internal organs or malfunctioning robotic legs amongst Kent members, cut no ice with me. I shall show no mercy.
Other than that, it was quite a pleasant ride out.

Hi Didge.
The next time you want to come up to the cafe, post up and i will gladly buy you an egg sandwich as compensation for a wasted journey.
It would have been good to have seen you both again.
Gully

Originally Posted by MilesB

Whats this? Scotch mist...
http://ukmonster.co.uk/monster/showthread.php?t=18572
We said we wern't going... you just didn't look
If you read the first line of the first post, it says it all.

There's just no helping some people...

Ah yes, but I was looking on the calendar.

Originally Posted by MilesB

What's Fatblokes satorial elegance gotta do with us !!?

That hat, under my name............EVERYONE SUFFERS!

Originally Posted by scrapps

No need to be rude..... as we did not meet on sunday i went to beach with me kid and got burnt to a crisp but not going to cry about it. well maybe just a bit as like a fool did not re apply cream when got out da sea and its f#####g sore

HA-HAA! That's 'Judgement' that is. If you'd been to Oakdene instead, your skin would still be pain free.

Originally Posted by JMo

Ah well Didgy - hopefully you can come along to Box Hill this Sunday 9th instead, there might be a few Kenties there you can vent your spleen (or lower intestine) on...

xxx

Yes, a few 'Colonic Quotes' could well be in order that day.

Originally Posted by GULLY

Hi Didge.
The next time you want to come up to the cafe, post up and i will gladly buy you an egg sandwich as compensation for a wasted journey.
It would have been good to have seen you both again.
Gully

See, what a nice man. A free eggy sandwich will ensure that Gully stays free from any nasty cloying stenches that the others will be suffering in the near future.

yes didge think you are right back still sore.. as gully said pop down again and let us know. i will get the teas in ....

[gary tompkins]

Originally Posted by Didge

Oi! Jan & I went all the way to the Oakdene today, only for one person to show up.
If you put something up on the events calendar, and then don't remove it if said event is cancelled, it can cause unnessasary pollution due to wasted journys being made. Not to mention the fact, that I had to spend money on petrol, and egg sarnies for Jan and myself. We are not all 'Fatblokes', who can blag their way thru' life. Some of us have to pay for stuff.
So, you Kents (or something like that), sort it, or I shall ensure that any future events of yours, will be visited by me on a 'Guff mission', and you won't like me when I guff.
Tales of dodgy internal organs or malfunctioning robotic legs amongst Kent members, cut no ice with me. I shall show no mercy.
Other than that, it was quite a pleasant ride out.

No sympathy - read the Kent events posts properly next time you plonker

Or... if you wanna double check fire a PM off to one of the locals

I tried to give a s*it but it's too fuggin hot

Originally Posted by gary tompkins

No sympathy - read the Kent events posts properly next time you plonker

Or... if you wanna double check fire a PM off to one of the locals

I tried to give a s*it but it's too fuggin hot

You're for it when I next see you roboman. I'll blow that leg clean off.