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03-11-2008, 09:49 PM | #1 |
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Another Newbie will it ever end
Hi to you all.
Thanks to whoever left a uk monster club card tucked in my fuel cap on my new 696! I had only been parked up at work in Bury for an hour. You guys move quick! Just hit 200 miles,after 20 years off a bike. Had the short tail fitted from new,vastly improves the rear end; pity not fitted as standard. Ordered my Termi's to be fitted on first service. only one small problem, my wife's arms are too short to reach the grab handles; does anyone have any ideas? |
03-11-2008, 09:54 PM | #2 |
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Stick her on a rack and stretch her arms,get a new mrs or new bike,ok so the first two are the better options
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03-11-2008, 09:57 PM | #3 |
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Hi Barthog, I'm new too but they seem like a good bunch
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03-11-2008, 09:59 PM | #4 |
Too much time on my hands member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Forest Of Dean
Bike: S2r
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I'll ask Don at work if he can slip in an arm extension op, just break and stretch while healing... No greater love etc LOL
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03-11-2008, 10:00 PM | #5 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NW Surrey
Bike: Multiple Monsters
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G'evenin
Welcome to the nut house Get your mrs a matching 696 job done CK |
03-11-2008, 10:06 PM | #6 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: East London
Bike: Multiple Monsters
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Oh, and welcome to the club. |
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03-11-2008, 10:43 PM | #7 |
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Get some Love Handles, or those new thingy's that stick on the tank. I've never been able to reach the handles or the tank on tother halfs bike so we have an arrangement, he keeps his bits if he doesn't throw me off the back and I've now got my own bike so it's accademic most of the time.
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04-11-2008, 07:22 AM | #8 |
5ft 3 of perfection!!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: enniskillen
Bike: M620
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my missus uses a 'love handles' belt thingy to hold on to me, great job!!!
welcome to the club mate!!
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04-11-2008, 10:13 AM | #9 |
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Hi buddy - welcome aboard !!
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04-11-2008, 10:20 AM | #10 |
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get her her own monnie ... or a wife with longer arms ... or gaffa tape her to the seat .. superglue? ....
i think i need a cup of tea oh and welcome to the club |
04-11-2008, 10:23 AM | #11 |
These must fit a Monster?
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Stockton Heath
Bike: Multiple Monsters
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Excellent, another northern monster owner! Often up in Bury as that's where my other half is from, will keep an eye out for you!
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04-11-2008, 10:31 AM | #12 |
No more Monster...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: London
Bike: Other Not a Ducati
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Welcome to the club and a great choice of bike after 20 years.
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04-11-2008, 11:02 AM | #13 |
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Welcome to the club, and as been said previously get her own monnie
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04-11-2008, 11:20 AM | #14 |
aka Phil
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: derry
Bike: M900
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welcome along barthog.
are her arms long enough to reach into the kitchen sink ?? batten down me hatches here |
07-11-2008, 01:39 PM | #15 |
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Well if you will park your Monster within 5 meters of my car I will Card it......
Welcome to the madhouse!!!!! |
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