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Old 08-11-2010, 05:16 PM   #1
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How do you become a member so I will be able to upload Photos and change the text where it currently says Registered user.
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Old 08-11-2010, 05:28 PM   #2
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send a message to Slob, he will sort out all your questions
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:26 PM   #3
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That's not true.

I've asked him loads of questions like "When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?" and "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains" and he hasn't answered them..
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:31 PM   #4
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That's not true.

I've asked him loads of questions like "When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?" and "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains" and he hasn't answered them..
i wonder why?
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Old 09-11-2010, 05:57 AM   #5
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Yeah, and I asked "What keeps the non stick coating stuck to a frying pan?"




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Old 09-11-2010, 07:04 AM   #6
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Old 09-11-2010, 07:37 AM   #7
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Slob might surprise you one day and give you all the answers!
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:07 AM   #8
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sorted.
also...
1. 'Sheet' (think Spanish accent)
2. They're knitted from polyester.
3. It's mechanically forced into the uneven surface of the metal.

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Old 09-11-2010, 08:23 AM   #9
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Slob might like Polyester sheets but he is the helper of all helpers.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:32 AM   #10
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...that doesn't sound much better than liking polyesters sheeps.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:42 AM   #11
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:42 AM   #12
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liking polyesters sheeps.
The brings back some odd things on Google....
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:25 AM   #13
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:45 AM   #14
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:52 AM   #15
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