What is a tea tray?

13-03-2007, 08:40 PM

no doubt obvious to anyone in the know:
What is a tea tray? why

do people remove it?

also whle I am showing my ignorance,
what is chopping the rear end?

Dave L

13-03-2007, 08:46 PM

Here is a tea tray holding my pint,

If id had a tail chop the pint would have been on the floor and i would have been damn mad

The tail chop is the process in which the tea tray is removed, not my cup of tea but others love it.

Cheers,

Shandy

Nonnie · 13-03-2007, 08:48 PM

The tea tray is useful for keeping fags, beer and cups of tea/coffee on whilst stopped with your biking chums. It also keeps the nasty spray off the back of your jacket. It is, to use a technical term, the bit of plastic above ya number plate guvnor.

People remove it because they are under the mistaken belief that it enhances the look of their bike. This is technically termed the Tail Chop i,e, to chop an integral part of your bike off including the frame.

Thus, I have started what is technically known as The Biggest Argument On A Forum......

13-03-2007, 08:49 PM

If I removed my tea tray I would have no where to put my spex when I put my helmet on, plus it's all part of the arty farty work on mine

13-03-2007, 08:50 PM

Shandy, is that a wig on the floor behind your frame up there??

13-03-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrumpster

Shandy, is that a wig on the floor behind your frame up there??

Damn i thought id got rid of that damn photo

Yes its a wig, my 70's wig to be exact.....................

.....................and i look damn good in it too

13-03-2007, 08:57 PM

Have you got a dress and high heels to go with it?

Nonnie · 13-03-2007, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrumpster

Shandy, is that a wig on the floor behind your frame up there??

There's no flies on you Scrummy! I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought it was a dog.

Shandy, post a picture of you wearing it. God, I hope it really is a wig.

13-03-2007, 08:59 PM

ahh yes in my yoofull ignorance i choped my tail and it may look better or not, but what realy realy bothered me was the plastering of crud your back gets. If you use you bike in inclemant weather the chop is a no no and as such i have some proper ugly lumps of metal sticking out of the back

i think this is a bigger crime than metalic blue engine cases

13-03-2007, 09:02 PM

Chop chop chop!

Hooray, we haven't had this argument for ages. Let's start it up again!

Saz
Chop No.2 of the South Coast Tail Chops

13-03-2007, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonnie

There's no flies on you Scrummy! I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought it was a dog.

Shandy, post a picture of you wearing it. God, I hope it really is a wig.

Nonnie me old mucker, you need your eyes testing lovey!!!!!

13-03-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrumpster

Have you got a dress and high heels to go with it?

Nah it wouldn't suit me hairy legs

i did have a pimptastic purple velvet and fake leopard skin flared suit with a shirt i could have hang glided off the colars with to go with the wig though, like i said i looked damn good

13-03-2007, 09:05 PM

We need photographic proof and I think Nonnie would second that being the 70's queen and all!!!!

13-03-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrumpster

We need photographic proof and I think Nonnie would second that being the 70's queen and all!!!!

mmmm hopefully i wont be able to find any

13-03-2007, 09:09 PM

Shame!!!!! I think you should wear the wig when you next go on a rideout!! TV time!!

13-03-2007, 08:40 PM	#1
Dave L Guest Posts: n/a	What is a tea tray? no doubt obvious to anyone in the know: What is a tea tray? why do people remove it? also whle I am showing my ignorance, what is chopping the rear end? Dave L

13-03-2007, 08:48 PM	#3
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	The tea tray is useful for keeping fags, beer and cups of tea/coffee on whilst stopped with your biking chums. It also keeps the nasty spray off the back of your jacket. It is, to use a technical term, the bit of plastic above ya number plate guvnor. People remove it because they are under the mistaken belief that it enhances the look of their bike. This is technically termed the Tail Chop i,e, to chop an integral part of your bike off including the frame. Thus, I have started what is technically known as The Biggest Argument On A Forum...... __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

13-03-2007, 08:46 PM	#2
Shandy Guest Posts: n/a	Here is a tea tray holding my pint, If id had a tail chop the pint would have been on the floor and i would have been damn mad The tail chop is the process in which the tea tray is removed, not my cup of tea but others love it. Cheers, Shandy

13-03-2007, 08:49 PM	#4
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	If I removed my tea tray I would have no where to put my spex when I put my helmet on, plus it's all part of the arty farty work on mine

13-03-2007, 08:50 PM	#5
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Shandy, is that a wig on the floor behind your frame up there??

13-03-2007, 08:57 PM	#7
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Have you got a dress and high heels to go with it?

13-03-2007, 08:59 PM	#9
Scotty Guest Posts: n/a	ahh yes in my yoofull ignorance i choped my tail and it may look better or not, but what realy realy bothered me was the plastering of crud your back gets. If you use you bike in inclemant weather the chop is a no no and as such i have some proper ugly lumps of metal sticking out of the back i think this is a bigger crime than metalic blue engine cases

13-03-2007, 09:02 PM	#10
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	Chop chop chop! Hooray, we haven't had this argument for ages. Let's start it up again! Saz Chop No.2 of the South Coast Tail Chops

13-03-2007, 09:05 PM	#13
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	We need photographic proof and I think Nonnie would second that being the 70's queen and all!!!!

13-03-2007, 09:09 PM	#15
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Shame!!!!! I think you should wear the wig when you next go on a rideout!! TV time!!