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08-11-2010, 06:16 PM | #1 |
Donington is Back!
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How do you become a member so I will be able to upload Photos and change the text where it currently says Registered user.
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08-11-2010, 06:28 PM | #2 |
Its all grey now
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send a message to Slob, he will sort out all your questions
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08-11-2010, 08:26 PM | #3 |
Dipstick!
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That's not true.
I've asked him loads of questions like "When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?" and "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains" and he hasn't answered them..
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08-11-2010, 08:31 PM | #4 |
Its all grey now
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i wonder why?
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09-11-2010, 06:57 AM | #5 |
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Yeah, and I asked "What keeps the non stick coating stuck to a frying pan?"
That's right, no response! |
09-11-2010, 08:04 AM | #6 |
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Glad i asked !
Is anyone on here not Barking? and before you do Nonnie - Woof!
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09-11-2010, 08:37 AM | #7 |
Its all grey now
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Slob might surprise you one day and give you all the answers!
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09-11-2010, 08:51 AM | #8 |
We're all mad here
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The answer is ............. 42
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09-11-2010, 09:01 AM | #9 |
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09-11-2010, 09:07 AM | #10 |
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sorted.
also... 1. 'Sheet' (think Spanish accent) 2. They're knitted from polyester. 3. It's mechanically forced into the uneven surface of the metal. Last edited by slob; 09-11-2010 at 09:32 AM.. |
09-11-2010, 09:23 AM | #11 |
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Slob might like Polyester sheets but he is the helper of all helpers.
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09-11-2010, 09:32 AM | #12 |
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...that doesn't sound much better than liking polyesters sheeps.
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09-11-2010, 09:42 AM | #13 |
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
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09-11-2010, 09:42 AM | #14 |
These must fit a Monster?
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The brings back some odd things on Google....
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09-11-2010, 10:25 AM | #15 |
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?
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