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Old 26-03-2020, 01:47 PM   #1
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Loo Roll Issue

Well that's all the Loo Roll gone. Now having to resort to lettuce leaves - this morning was just the tip of the Iceberg..

Seriously Guys ('n Gals) stay safe out there..
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Old 26-03-2020, 03:00 PM   #2
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A bit of humour is just what we need ... ta.

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Old 26-03-2020, 07:36 PM   #3
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Loo roll hysteria!

Check out the latest copy of Private Eye - "48 sheets of toilet paper free with this issue" - and the usual good read as well! Excellent value however you view it.

Stay safe and take care of each other.

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Old 27-03-2020, 07:44 PM   #4
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Check out the latest copy of Private Eye - "48 sheets of toilet paper free with this issue" - and the usual good read as well! Excellent value however you view it.

Stay safe and take care of each other.

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Just don’t forget to take the staples out.....
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Old 27-03-2020, 08:07 PM   #5
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Just don’t forget to take the staples out.....
Un iy jus fout et was me hemeroyds playin up
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Old 27-03-2020, 08:47 PM   #6
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Get a bidet - no toilet paper required!
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Old 27-03-2020, 08:51 PM   #7
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Want to save on toilet paper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2fo67hoWY
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Old 28-03-2020, 06:26 AM   #8
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Old 29-03-2020, 10:37 AM   #9
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Old 29-03-2020, 04:33 PM   #10
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brilliant ,, I have loads of bogs rolls
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