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06-08-2008, 08:46 PM

well dont sell them to mediumdave, as then termi's will be cool, and you wont have a set! oh what a to do!

07-08-2008, 11:18 AM

how about selling me one, then termi's will be cool and albie will still have one!! (does anyone know of a two-into-one header pipe for sale?)...

JerryXt · 07-08-2008, 12:08 PM

ha - just seen this thread and what a laugh it is

Some of the reasons I like this club are because it's friendly, it doesn't take itself too seriously, there aren't too many people who get offended and all the people I've met from here are genuinely good peeps.

Lets face it, there are loads of forums (fora?) that are completely anal, others that are just plain unpleasant. Let's try to keep the spirit of this place.

As for this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blah blah

And having a silver Monster with Termis aint a hanging offence, however having one with a radiator should be...

t r a c t o r

07-08-2008, 01:41 PM

tractor? I assume you're referring to the air cooled qualities of Blah Blah's bike (right oh then... now where did I put that can opener..?)

now, to put the record straight (for that read 'put the cat amongst the water-cooled pidgeons')

air cooled = classic, uncluttered, lean...

watercooled = like having your bowels on show (think lloyds building of london - with all its plumbing on the outside)

drops head behind parapet and listens for incoming mortars...

If you've been following this you'll have gathered I've got an old M900 (like 1994 old) and can't afford decent exhausts...

07-08-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JerryXt

Fora

Fora, and Forna?

JerryXt · 07-08-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mediumdave

tractor? ...

air cooled = classic, like an old Skoda...

watercooled = modern, powerful, purposeful, up to date

couldn't have put it better myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by neilbaldry

Fora, and Forna?

07-08-2008, 02:29 PM

Ha Ha love the way this thread is going...and black monsters are the fastest.

runing away fast.......

Blah blah · 07-08-2008, 11:17 PM

I drove a watercooled monster tonight, and it was r u b b i s h, couldn't go very fast, slithering around the corners, utter pants.

and if I knew it was going to rain as hard as it did tonight, I'd have stayed at home

07-08-2008, 11:22 PM

Black monsters are the fastest?! Pah! You have to have a corse stripe to really get going! And a single sided swinger!

Nickj · 07-08-2008, 11:38 PM

If there's any offending going on can I be deeply and mortally offended so I can be properly righteously indignant, I fancy a change of life style for a while and thought 'grumpy mortally offended old git' would make a nice change for a while.

In the meantime silver monsters with termis would be embarrassed by Nattys, if he ever gets one 50 honda. Sorry but its true and to deny it woud be like expecting to find a minke whale in a norfolk garden.
Whereas ..... a black monster with arrow pipes like mine wouldn't, you'd need a CB125S at least.
Coarse stripes just add turbulence and that slows you down so,,,, you'd be looking at being hassled by C90's ridden by 90 year olds in oversize wellies.

Nickj · 07-08-2008, 11:43 PM

Single sided!!!!

It's like this, If you saw off one of your legs then you'll be unblanaced and more likely to fall over.
Same with swinging arms, its a blindingly obvious and evidence based conclusion.

08-08-2008, 12:14 AM

HA! Corse as everyone knows, means racing. so its faster!

Single sided swingers are more sporty, so they are faster!

Sorry, you cant mess with science. fact!

Blah blah · 08-08-2008, 08:05 PM

Watercooled Monsters are what??? modern, powerful, purposeful, up to date ??? That'll be why the new 696 is watercooled then.

Oh, it isn't...

CK & AK · 08-08-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neilbaldry

HA! Corse as everyone knows, means racing. so its faster!

Single sided swingers are more sporty, so they are faster!

Sorry, you cant mess with science. fact!

hmm, I wonder why we junked the single siders from the race bikes then.......

08-08-2008, 08:13 PM

So do I C, so do I!

07-08-2008, 02:29 PM	#37
scrapps Guest Posts: n/a	Ha Ha love the way this thread is going...and black monsters are the fastest. runing away fast....... Last edited by scrapps; 07-08-2008 at 02:33 PM..

07-08-2008, 11:22 PM	#39
neilbaldry Guest Posts: n/a	Black monsters are the fastest?! Pah! You have to have a corse stripe to really get going! And a single sided swinger! Last edited by neilbaldry; 08-08-2008 at 12:12 AM..

07-08-2008, 11:38 PM	#40
Nickj Too much time on my hands member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Forest Of Dean Bike: S2r Posts: 3,208	If there's any offending going on can I be deeply and mortally offended so I can be properly righteously indignant, I fancy a change of life style for a while and thought 'grumpy mortally offended old git' would make a nice change for a while. In the meantime silver monsters with termis would be embarrassed by Nattys, if he ever gets one 50 honda. Sorry but its true and to deny it woud be like expecting to find a minke whale in a norfolk garden. Whereas ..... a black monster with arrow pipes like mine wouldn't, you'd need a CB125S at least. Coarse stripes just add turbulence and that slows you down so,,,, you'd be looking at being hassled by C90's ridden by 90 year olds in oversize wellies. __________________ "The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body." Song of the sausage creature

07-08-2008, 11:43 PM	#41
Nickj Too much time on my hands member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Forest Of Dean Bike: S2r Posts: 3,208	Single sided!!!! It's like this, If you saw off one of your legs then you'll be unblanaced and more likely to fall over. Same with swinging arms, its a blindingly obvious and evidence based conclusion. __________________ "The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body." Song of the sausage creature

06-08-2008, 08:46 PM	#31
neilbaldry Guest Posts: n/a	well dont sell them to mediumdave, as then termi's will be cool, and you wont have a set! oh what a to do!

07-08-2008, 11:18 AM	#32
mediumdave Guest Posts: n/a	how about selling me one, then termi's will be cool and albie will still have one!! (does anyone know of a two-into-one header pipe for sale?)...

07-08-2008, 01:41 PM	#34
mediumdave Guest Posts: n/a	tractor? I assume you're referring to the air cooled qualities of Blah Blah's bike (right oh then... now where did I put that can opener..?) now, to put the record straight (for that read 'put the cat amongst the water-cooled pidgeons') air cooled = classic, uncluttered, lean... watercooled = like having your bowels on show (think lloyds building of london - with all its plumbing on the outside) drops head behind parapet and listens for incoming mortars... If you've been following this you'll have gathered I've got an old M900 (like 1994 old) and can't afford decent exhausts...

07-08-2008, 11:17 PM	#38
Blah blah Upsetting normal people.. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Portreath Bike: S2r Posts: 833	I drove a watercooled monster tonight, and it was r u b b i s h, couldn't go very fast, slithering around the corners, utter pants. and if I knew it was going to rain as hard as it did tonight, I'd have stayed at home

08-08-2008, 12:14 AM	#42
neilbaldry Guest Posts: n/a	HA! Corse as everyone knows, means racing. so its faster! Single sided swingers are more sporty, so they are faster! Sorry, you cant mess with science. fact!

08-08-2008, 08:05 PM	#43
Blah blah Upsetting normal people.. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Portreath Bike: S2r Posts: 833	Watercooled Monsters are what??? modern, powerful, purposeful, up to date ??? That'll be why the new 696 is watercooled then. Oh, it isn't...

08-08-2008, 08:13 PM	#45
neilbaldry Guest Posts: n/a	So do I C, so do I!