First service at Ducati London South - good price

i have become acustomed to creating little people from my puffs.

everyone needs a reason to get up.

If you could fashion a wirey bearded one we could have an ebay scenario on our platters that would put even the dead sea scrolls to shame. get carving.

sounds like one of those million dollar plans. stetsons, revolving drink cabinets, nympet eye balls all around and a fish tank made of seaweed. lets do it. it could be the break we have been waiting for. notepad and beady eye at the ready.

it's that level of enthusaism so lacking in the young of today. I do have a spare stetson - it may need steaming - but its the real bear fur deal. texan, natch..

dig it out the more the merrier

I shall, although the stetson is a sombre head piece, for merriment you need the full on ten gallon affair. no one really took J R seriously did they?

sombre is a saturday thing. bring it on!

what is the purpose of this mission btw? is this dermist tweaking some pelts? shame you cant blag a flash motor, we'll just have to approach this in a mittyesque fashion..again. Bagsie I'm thelma this time. Bloody magical realism.
Allesandro Bandoleros Octavio Jesus Garcia Marquez.

all the tweeking should be done so just need to go and collect. nice chap, bit strange (obviously), but hopefully tina will be looking 25 again. have a wander, eat some toffee, have a shandy.....take a swim? everything is easy when ur big in japan or cambridge

you could upgrade with some "sabre teeth"??? how the 8 year old Yerbury lamented that beasts demise.

there is a very fine line between the techniques of our aborigine colleagues and a full on skirmish involving the iguana that’s perched in his "workshop".

i take my chances flying by the skin of my pants...only one bad dream involving demonic monkeys coming to rep their revenge. not a bad record for a connoisseur of all things obscure with vague tendencies to scream

Laura dern whilst auditioning for the role paid a visit to David Lynches house to discuss Blue Velvet, in his fridge amongst the usual fare of cheese, veg (do I need to list the average contents of a fridge?!) any ways, amongst these mundane items were bits of disected mice and other small animals, he casuallly refered to them as "just some of his kits" . what a marvelous chap.

a moment of clarity and a lesson to us all.

integrity, charm, a warming tone and a box of mouse memrobilia.

bless them or shoot them. need to do one or tother

a lesson indeed, politely decline the kind offer of a sandwich.