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Old 27-01-2020, 08:47 AM   #1
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Repaint the tank in white and hope she thinks one white Ducati looks much like another ;-)

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Old 27-01-2020, 08:54 AM   #2
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Well done there, you could always say you're going to flip it once you've tidied it up ..... and you know just how long that kind of thing can take
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Old 27-01-2020, 09:04 AM   #3
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Repaint the tank in white and hope she thinks one white Ducati looks much like another ;-)

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Old 27-01-2020, 09:52 AM   #4
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Repaint the tank in white and hope she thinks one white Ducati looks much like another ;-)
Pretty sure that would work on my Wife, she can't tell the difference between my 916 and Guzzi LeMans because they're both red and make a similar noise - the only reason she can spot the Monster is because it's black!...

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Old 27-01-2020, 09:55 AM   #5
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I can only quote the wise and witty Grumpy, when asked by a lady "How many motorbikes do you need?" His quick answer was " How many pairs of shoes have you got."
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Old 27-01-2020, 12:24 PM   #6
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I can only quote the wise and witty Grumpy, when asked by a lady "How many motorbikes do you need?" His quick answer was " How many pairs of shoes have you got."
I’ll let you know how that goes when I’m out of A&E 😂
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Old 27-01-2020, 06:20 PM   #7
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I can only quote the wise and witty Grumpy, when asked by a lady "How many motorbikes do you need?" His quick answer was " How many pairs of shoes have you got."
I think I've got more bikes the The wife has shoes!!!

Oh....welcome aboard. Let us know how good the hospital food was whilst recovering!
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Old 27-01-2020, 12:25 PM   #8
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Pretty sure that would work on my Wife, she can't tell the difference between my 916 and Guzzi LeMans because they're both red and make a similar noise - the only reason she can spot the Monster is because it's black!...

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