Frosted Monster

Good morning

I, like many of you, had to look for my Monster this morning hidden under cakes of frost, in a crispy minus f u c k-off degree breeze.

Unlike many of you, this is my first Monster winter on a frosty morning. I had no idea what to expect.

Well, after clearing the dials and mirrors of frost, she started on the first click, as loud and feisty as she ever does.

Allow me to say, in the clearest f u c king way,

I LOVE MY MONSTER

Have a lovely day.