Richie (soon 2B)

14-02-2006, 08:53 PM

Greetings biker Chicks and biker Dudes,
I just tried to join the A.A. but they said I drink too much, and so, determined to become a member of something, I thought of all of the other important things in my life, and came up with the following list; my Yamaha piano, my Yamaha guitar, my Yamaha drums and my Yamaha hi-fi system. (Yes I'm a musician). Well I'm sorry but Ducati don't make such good pianos.
BUT their bikes (or at least most of them) look like Angelina Jolie, and the're almost as loud as my drums, so as man of taste, as I am,I had no choice but to chop in a "Rice Burner" for a "Pasta/pizza Burner", the 2nd most beautiful bike in the world, the "S2R" 800, red with white stripe, and I know, white wheels which one needs to clean every 45 seconds. The most beautiful bike ever created is obviously is the "749 Dark", I would like to have one on a revolving platform in my drawing room just to look at, instead of watching T.V. which is sooooo boring(T.V. that is), but if I owned one, the "Boy Racer" in me would rear it's ugly head and offer me a very bad case of Death, 'cause it is quite simply too fast. So fellow Monster owners, thank you for the opurtunity to join your club and may you all have a pleasant evening.
Richie (soon 2B) rich that is, or at least I hope.

14-02-2006, 09:22 PM

Welcome to the asylum

Nonnie · 14-02-2006, 09:31 PM

I had a Yamaha saxophone and a Yamaha flute

But I was a boyracer then

Play that funky music.

14-02-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richie(soon 2B)

my Yamaha piano, my Yamaha guitar, my Yamaha drums and my Yamaha hi-fi system. (Yes I'm a musician).

The piano gives me the horn, the guitar doesnt....not a Pacifica or summat?....the drums hmmmm, Premier everytime for a Leicester lad and a complete hi-fi system?........do you have Yamaphilia?:

ta ra

14-02-2006, 09:41 PM

welcome to

14-02-2006, 09:42 PM

Hello there. Welcome to the UKMOC.

slob · 14-02-2006, 09:48 PM

drawing room?!

wotcha

14-02-2006, 10:04 PM

Hi and welcome to the club

I'm sure you won't regret ditching the rice burner!

14-02-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigerlily

Hi and welcome to the club

I'm sure you won't regret ditching the rice burner!

unless of course you have a run of 'bad luck'

14-02-2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigerlily

Hi and welcome to the club

I'm sure you won't regret ditching the rice burner!

Hehe, yes you bloody will

ta ra

15-02-2006, 08:02 PM

bloody good point...so...rich soon2B.....monster weekender coming up 28th april...im a noobie too, so you should come along so i can pretend to have friends. Perhaps i can even entice you into joining me with a failing attempt to drink everyone i can see under the table, and then singing a song of my very own whilst being carried back to the travelodge. Which, by the way, appears to be the place to stay.

i could even bring my bass, and you can bring your hoard of yamahahahahaaasssss. it could be scary, but in a good way.

15-02-2006, 08:12 PM

the only yamaha things I own (or will own when my fater decides to shuffle off) is a flute? oh and one of those angular electronic clarinets. still, hello etc.

16-02-2006, 08:20 AM

Hi, and welcome, i have a Yamaha Home Cinema Amp and CD palyer.... sufficient to join this thread?

14-02-2006, 08:53 PM	#1
Richie(soon 2B) Guest Posts: n/a	Richie (soon 2B) Greetings biker Chicks and biker Dudes, I just tried to join the A.A. but they said I drink too much, and so, determined to become a member of something, I thought of all of the other important things in my life, and came up with the following list; my Yamaha piano, my Yamaha guitar, my Yamaha drums and my Yamaha hi-fi system. (Yes I'm a musician). Well I'm sorry but Ducati don't make such good pianos. BUT their bikes (or at least most of them) look like Angelina Jolie, and the're almost as loud as my drums, so as man of taste, as I am,I had no choice but to chop in a "Rice Burner" for a "Pasta/pizza Burner", the 2nd most beautiful bike in the world, the "S2R" 800, red with white stripe, and I know, white wheels which one needs to clean every 45 seconds. The most beautiful bike ever created is obviously is the "749 Dark", I would like to have one on a revolving platform in my drawing room just to look at, instead of watching T.V. which is sooooo boring(T.V. that is), but if I owned one, the "Boy Racer" in me would rear it's ugly head and offer me a very bad case of Death, 'cause it is quite simply too fast. So fellow Monster owners, thank you for the opurtunity to join your club and may you all have a pleasant evening. Richie (soon 2B) rich that is, or at least I hope.

14-02-2006, 09:22 PM	#2
steviej Guest Posts: n/a	Yo dude................. Welcome to the asylum

14-02-2006, 09:31 PM	#3
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	yes yo dude I had a Yamaha saxophone and a Yamaha flute But I was a boyracer then Play that funky music. __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

14-02-2006, 09:42 PM	#6
Mand Guest Posts: n/a	Yahama - don't think I own one of those. Hello there. Welcome to the UKMOC.

15-02-2006, 08:12 PM	#12
A Yerbury Guest Posts: n/a	I need a jetski. the only yamaha things I own (or will own when my fater decides to shuffle off) is a flute? oh and one of those angular electronic clarinets. still, hello etc.

14-02-2006, 09:48 PM	#7
slob . Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East London Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 9,736	drawing room?! wotcha

14-02-2006, 10:04 PM	#8
Tigerlily Guest Posts: n/a	Hi and welcome to the club I'm sure you won't regret ditching the rice burner!

15-02-2006, 08:02 PM	#11
Nim Guest Posts: n/a	bloody good point...so...rich soon2B.....monster weekender coming up 28th april...im a noobie too, so you should come along so i can pretend to have friends. Perhaps i can even entice you into joining me with a failing attempt to drink everyone i can see under the table, and then singing a song of my very own whilst being carried back to the travelodge. Which, by the way, appears to be the place to stay. i could even bring my bass, and you can bring your hoard of yamahahahahaaasssss. it could be scary, but in a good way.

16-02-2006, 08:20 AM	#13
paul620sie Guest Posts: n/a	Yamaha Fan Club Hi, and welcome, i have a Yamaha Home Cinema Amp and CD palyer.... sufficient to join this thread?