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23-10-2022, 04:39 PM | #1 |
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Receptionist
A man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my d!ck', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't p!ss out of it,' he replied. Last edited by slob; 23-10-2022 at 05:32 PM.. |
23-10-2022, 05:33 PM | #2 |
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hope i guessed right with blue pencil evasion
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