Asks the man at the insurance
"9" I reply.
Yep, we have another motorbike and this one is red, an iconic shape designed by Tamburini and covered in little elephants so that's all right then.
It's also 16 years old and a bit tatty. Only one headlight works, the indicators are ebay's cheapest and need slinging, the battery is loose and flat, the seats were red but have faded and it was bought unseen through facebook and have no idea if it even works.
So what is it? Virtual hobnob for the first correct guess...