..... are you Wodbridge Suffolk??? If so that explaines the lot ...
I was normal til I moved to Suffolk ..........its nutters central
Welcome Mr Creamy Soap..... I hear Dove has a good texture.
@Musty do not mention that word Lynx .... I loathe it and on the train saturday this bunch of cretins started a Lynx vs some foul womans smelly stuff like Impulse ....
I also loathe the orange women in department stores who get you as you go past ....... get back tango lady I say!